celinedion-daily:

Here is a friendly message from Celine Dion reminding you all to be safe on the internet. You’re welcome. 

freddybenson:

gamsee:

pathetic-asshole:

64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

i feel like these funny bloggers have secret meetings to make jokes and then on tumblr “coincidentally” reply with the perfect punchline that is fairly obivous. its a conspiracy. 

youre right, we’re the illuminati

icarly

(via letsluciddreamtogether)

videohall:

Toddler lets dad know who’s boss

> I could take this toddler in a fight. Would not be starting shiz with me.

> “No kank you”

> I’m laughing just like the dad this is too funny especially if you have kids.

(Source: youtube.com)